| Drug dealers |
Software developers |
| Refer to their clients as users. |
Refer to their clients as users. |
| The first one's free! |
Download a free trial version... |
| Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). |
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code). |
| Strange jargon: Stick, Rock, Dime bag,
E. |
Strange jargon: SCSI, RTFM, Java, ISDN |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old market. |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old market. |
| Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. |
Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines. |
Often seen in the company of pimps
and hustlers. |
Often seen in the company marketing people and venture capitalists. |
| Their product causes unhealthy addictions. |
DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem3D...'Nuff said. |
Do your job well, and you can sleep
with sexy movie stars who depend on you. |
Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |
No
difference?